McFadden Novels (2) Smug, Dunce, Slob, Knave
The Housemaid by McFadden In the tacky old house, a smug man with a slow drawl leaned against the banister , eating a dollop of jam from a brioche . His biceps flexed as he clasped a cot , tossing it aside while he rummaged through a cleft in the mahogany wall. In the corner, a brat sat on the floor, her face ashen , nibbling on a slice of bologna , and eyeing the man with quiet exertion , as if solving an enigma . A canine barked loudly, causing her to wince and spill her molasses jar. Suddenly, the door swung open with an obscenely loud screech , and a cavalier woman in a flaky dress entered. “Don’t be so remiss , Ralph. That playbill is no good here,” she said, pointing to a dusty leaflet he held. Ralph clucked , brushing off her words. “This house is barren of anything useful.” He motioned toward the precipice outside the window, where the wind howled like a goner ’s last breath. The brat giggled, and the woman glinted a sharp look at Ralph. “Even a slob like you...