
BJJ jargons, the language of pajama-wrestling. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has more jargon than a startup pitch deck. Here’s the greatest hits: General Terms Gi – the kimono/judo-like uniform you sweat into. No-Gi – training without the gi, in rashguards and shorts. Basically “slippery mode.” Roll – sparring. No, not sushi. Tap / Tap Out – surrendering before your joints snap. Usually involves frantic slapping. OSS – the universal grunt of respect, agreement, greeting, or just filler noise. Nobody agrees on its origin. Positions Guard – you on your back with legs wrapped around the opponent, pretending it’s intentional. Closed Guard – legs locked around your opponent’s waist like a desperate koala. Open Guard – same thing, but legs free and flailing. Half Guard – you trap one of their legs, basically halfway between dead and alive. Mount – sitting on someone’s chest like a smug gargoyle. Side Control – pinning them sideways, crushing hopes and ...